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♫ Fame and money attract people’s pursuit.Several cups of soup in the martial arts world. For that pride in ones’ chest, willing to shoulder even the wind and the rain ♫
♫ Love makes others envy. Meeting again in a narrow road. Killing a deer is just for humanity not to have conflicts anymore. ♫
♫ People say that the martial arts worlds is dangerous. I say that this martial arts world is full of happy faces. ♫
♫ Only beautiful women, beautiful wines, beautiful scenes enter my sight. ♫
♫ People say that the martial arts world is far. I say that the martial arts world is in one’s heart. ♫
♫ Relying on chivalry and the sword and knife one carries ♫
♫ People say that the martial arts worlds is dangerous. I say that this martial arts world is full of happy faces. ♫
♫ Only beautiful women, beautiful wines, beautiful scenes enter my sight. ♫
♫ People say that the martial arts world is far. I say that the martial arts world is in one’s heart. ♫
♫ Relying on chivalry and the sword and knife one carries ♫
Xin Xiao Shi Yi Lang Episode 02
Sir, can you tell me the way to WangChuan Valley?
WangChuan Valley? You're still far from your destination.
You have to pass through the nameless town first.
Thanks Sir.
Daughter! You died a tragic death!
Your father is useless!
I couldn't even pay for your coffin!
We woke up in the middle of night and you were gone!
And there was not even a drop of blood!
They are all the same. My daughter has also disappeared mysteriously!
Miss, buy a shroud from me.
Grandma, none of my family members has passed away.
I don't need it.
Then, you should prepare one for yourself.
You will have to use it sooner or later.
I really don't need it.
Since you are such a beauty,
I shall give you one for free.
No need, Grandma...
- I really don't need it!- Take one!
Miss, buy a shroud from me...
buy a shroud from me...
Miss, buy a shroud from me...
Buy it!
Buy a shroud from me!
Excuse me two Sirs,
Have you seen a lady
clothed in exquisite silk?
No, we haven't seen her.
Brother Lian, we should go.
You have been tracking down Miss Shen's whereabouts for the whole trip,
and you have wasted too much time.
The Big-four masters must have already entered the border.
If we can't make it in time,
we will definitely fail in living up to Chief Shen's trust.
Go.
She's awake. I'll take her to see the leader.
What do you want?
Who are you people?
Us? You wouldn't know even if i told you!
If I haven't guessed incorrectly,
you must be the Five-Poison clan from the West.
She actually knows about us!
I already told you earlier,
this lady is not a simple person.
What are you two still waiting for?
Any longer, and our Golden Cobra will starve to death!
Hurry up!
I heard you! Im coming!
What are you trying to do?
We are feeding your blood to our clan's precious cobra.
Those missing girls from the town, they must be your doing!
It is their honour
to feed their blood to our golden cobra.
Our leader's hair is so black and shiny!
All the women in the world will be jealous of you!
They are not only jealous of leader's hair,
but every inch of clan leader
is perfect.
It's just so perfect!
Clan Leader. I have found fresh meat!
Do you want to have a look at it?
Today's goods are exceptional.
How exceptional?
I have been in the central plains for so long, and I've never seen such a beautiful woman before!
Even if she's pretty, can she compare with the clan Leader's beauty?
Our clan leader is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Our clan leader may be beautiful, but
that girl...
HaWa! Why are you spouting so much nonsense today?
When am I not spouting nonsense...
The Golden Cobra has been starving for two days already.
If the golden cobra isn't fed,
then our clan leader will not be able to practice her magic!
Fine, fine, fine. I'll get going!
You two sure are good at sweet talking. I'm always doing the difficult chores!
Let go of me!
Stop!
What a beautiful girl...
Look at her appearance and figure.
That is what I would call perfect.
But she's still not as beautiful as you, clan Leader
No. This is what I call a true woman.
If I feed her to the golden cobra, wouldn't I be recklessly wasting god's good gift?
She would be more useful if I take her spirit from her body.
Serve her well.
I am going to sell her for money!
You dare to bewitch the clan Leader!
Go! Go!
Beauty.
There's something that you are actually afraid of!
Who exactly are you?!
I finally know who you are.
Shen Fei Yun's only daughter.
WuLin's number one beauty, Shen Bi Jun
She is Shen Bi Jun?
If I knew she was Shen Bi Jun, I never would have sold her to you.
Not even for ten gold.
I will bargain for a better price next time.
Can you,
actually find someone more beautiful than her?
There might not be someone more beautiful than her,
but I can bring you another world's number one.
World's number one swordsman, Ge Lu Dao.
Are those the four big masters that Shen Fei Yun invited?
They are all here.
Things will be getting interesting!
Who are they?
The leader is Hai Ling Zi from the Hainan swords clan.
His superb sword skills has reached the epitome of perfection.
The one behind him is the world's number one pressure point master,
the Noble Warrior of Guan dong, Tu Xiao Zhe.
His metal-hard fingers
are specifically skilled at pressure pointing thirty six big pressure points, and
seventy two small pressure points of the human body.
Right behind him, is the
clan leader of XianTianWuJi, Zhao Wu Ji
His Thirteen technique Xian Tian Wu Ji swordsmanship
is tremendously sublime.
It is not something you can see easily in the human world when he uses that technique.
The one at the back with only one arm,
is he carrying the GeLu sword?
The one-arm eagle king, Si Kong Shu.
What is he capable of?
What's his capabilities?! Let me tell you!
Those three riding ahead of him,
are no match for him!
Why?
I really hate people who talks themselves down by
elevating other people's capabilities.
Are the four big masters human?
Since they are human, they must have a weakness.
Eating, drinking or prostituting must be one of them!
This is too easy to settle.
Let me tell you.
Other than the four big masters, everyone else has been eyeing
the GeLu sword.
In your dreams!
The more the merrier.
If not how else can you boost my capabilities?
You are all talk.
Let
me tell you.
If you want to get a hold of that GeLu sword,
you should deal with those two first.
Brother Lian, isn't that Xiao Shi Yi Lang
and that Miss from the other night?
We should arrest him
and take back my pheonix crown!
Go.
Come closer
Wear some makeup.
Si Niang, are you ready?
Ready. Go!
Brother Yang, be careful! It may be a trap!
- I don't care anymore! - Brother Yang!
Be careful!
What exactly do you want?!
Miss!
Here! Here!
If you don't hand in Shen Bi Jun, don't even think about leaving this place!
Where is Shen Bi Jun?!
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Not bad.
Likewise.
Miss!
Be careful, Miss!
Brother Lian!
Brother Lian, save me!
Brother Lian!
Go down!
Go down! Go down!
Brother Lian!
Mister Lian's swordsmanship is indeed superb.
But in the end, I still didn't get to defeat you.
You are too humble.
It is actually because you are distracted by your friend.
Hurry, go save him. Otherwise, you won't know what will happen to him.
Brother Lian, save me!
Save me!
Save you? Let me see how he's going to save you now!
The water is very deep!
Now, they will have to take at least two days to come back up!
They won't die!
We are such a perfect pair!
If we join hands,
those four big masters will be no match for us!
Let me tell you, Lian cheng Bi yielded me! If he hadn't yielded to me, I would've lost a long time ago.
Serves him right to be so soft-hearted!
Serves him right!
He wont die.
The real show is about to begin!
Go.
Crazy woman!
Long Meng Inn
How can you be so beautiful?
Watch her! She will be useful tonight.
Are the four big masters here already?
You guys all stay diligent.
Its time to showcase all your minx abilities!
Whoever helps me steal the Gelu sword will be heavily rewarded!
Yes clan leader!
Go.
Wait.
Be careful.
Customer, please come in!
Girls, move your bodies!
Welcome in!
Your smell is so strong that it makes me dizzy.
Who are you people? What do you want?
What about us?
More importantly, what kind of business are you running?
If you are running a brothel, I will drink a cup or two!
If you are running an inn, then
I'll stay over!
Ouch!
How dare a libertine like you behave so atrociously?
Be careful the floor is slippery!
Stop!
It seems like you're interested.
Let's play with him for a while!
Today, you're our guests,
Let's give them something to enjoy!
Go.
Stop.
I don't know what to call you.
Me?
Call me little brother, Brother Lang , little brother Lang, whatever you like.
Call me Mrs. Lang!
These servants are all just country women.
They really don't know anything so they were not polite.
Impolite? It's an opportunity that we get to know one another.
Can you give us a guestroom?
We have the best wine, best food, and best room here.
You two can do whatever you like.
It's just... tonight...
hide well in your room.
Don't come out if something happened.
Why can't we come out during night time?
Come into my room later on and I'll tell you.
Leader, these two people are quite weird.
Leader has to be careful about them.
Of course I know why they are here.
What can escape from my eyesight?
So, you mean is...
When I see those two,
I really like them.
especially Brother Lang.
His appearance and his physique
will be quite a waste if we killed him.
If I can use them,
then that's good.
Bring me my treasure.
Yes.
Leader.
Leader wants to apply the poisonous love magic on them?
This way, they will belong to me forever.
Congratulation, Leader.
You can all go now.
Yes, Sect Leader.
Long Meng Inn
Brother Lang, why is it you?
You're not inviting me in? Is it okay?
Of course.
You can come whenever, but...
but... I don't know what you're here for.
I remembered you told me
during night time, we're not allowed to go out from our room.
So I am here to ask you why.
Okay... of course...
But I haven't taken a shower and changed clothes yet.
Come later...
No need! It is good enough now.
Oh, you are such a horny guy!
You're hiding someone here.
It was hard for you to come in...
Let us have a drink.
OK.
This room has a familiar smell.
Might be... Miss. Shen.
Have another drink.
This wine is too strong.I'm a little dizzy.
Let me have a kiss.
Someone come and stop him!
Ohohoh!
ohhh!
I recommend you to be a nice person.
It was so close!
Oh.
You actually went into her room and find her?
You're actually angry?
Are you actually jealous of her?
I'm not jealous of her.
I'm just being disgusted by you.
Okay, then don't work with me.
When the sword arrives later, I'll do it myself.
What? Do you have another plan?
Of course.
Say it? What kind?
Long Men Inn
-You're all coming from afar! -You must be all tired.
Come, come, come, don't stop.
- There's high quality roasted lamb inside.- Customers
Here, come inside.
Here, come in.
Wine is here, wine is here.
Here are the meat, sorry for the wait.
You guys coming from afar must be tired.
Come on.
Try or Da Mo's (Big Desert) famous roasted lamb.
Regarding our Da Mo's roasted lamb,
Our lamb head tastes the best.
I'll help you hack it open.
Stop.
This small thing, we don't need you to do it.
Let me help you to clear this.
You dare?
Doesn't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the land.(Doesn't know that one is offending someone powerful)
Dare to be so out of line in front of Brother Si Kong.
Brother Si Kong's martial art skills has improved again.
Of course.
In this world, when we are talking about hand martial art skills,
Brother Si Kong is surely the world number one.
-Okay. -Brothers, you're praising too much.
Customers,
we provincial people are quite dumb and wasn't able to serve you well.
Get the best food over here.
Ok, ok.
May I ask if you guys are the famous Four Martial Arts Masters?
Who are you?
Hua Ru Yi, I'm the boss here.
Like flower and like jade, good name.
It's a good name so
look at me, I'm pretty good too.
I really like this kind of person.
I never thought that you worse than an animal!
You're worse than an animal!Go and get lost!
- Get lost!- I'm telling you bitch!
-Who are you yelling at? -Get lost!
I won't let you drink it! Hmph!
I'm too lazy to drink it with you.
Stop.
Why do all the girls in this world like to cause troubles for men?
Then, why do guys don't like it if they leave a girl?
If this goes on, I don't want to live anymore.
Stop!
What I heard from you
actually made sense.
Brother, you understand women?
If you understand them, tell this little brother.
I'm going to die~
Bro, your lady luck is not so shallow...
These things are to be said slowly.
Brother, tell me. I'm inviting you for a drink.
Pour it full.
Brother, tell me properly.
Come on. Brother, please drink.
Little brother, you're correct.
I'm a woman who fell in love with a man.
Men and women...
never can get along with one another.
We always yell and argue,
and hurting one another.
But, we actually never got to know each other.
Today, you would like to know about a woman.
That means you are a good man.
You bitch!Only knows how to seduce men!
Why are being so jealous!
- I'll hit both of you!- Hey, hey, hey! Don't hit me anymore!
- Bitch!...- You two don't know how to be ashamed!
You bitch!
Do you believe I'll divorce you today!
Miss.
It's already late.
What are you doing in my room?
Miss. Where's the guy just now?
Hurry and get out before people start gossiping about us.
Who gossiped? I'll cut his tongue!
Miss, don't be afraid.
Let me look at you.
Miss.
Going with that no use man of yours...
He made you mad, right?
You would have to be a living widow.
Cannot have fun your whole life.
You..You...
You--- get out!
I'll call someone.
I just like women like you who pretend to be good.
The more goody-too-shoes one is,
the better they are in bed.
-Miss! -You!
You!
Get out!
-Miss, the way you hold the knife is prettier.
You! If you don't leave,
I...
I'll show you my death.
Feng Sinniang
Being able to see you here at a deserted place like this
is really a rare event.
What? You guys must have waited for the sword for a long time.
Not bad.
Indeed, I have an interest in Ge Lu Sword.
But, I followed the wrong person.
Found myself a useless partner.
Looks like, the person I should fall for
must be a great hero.
I am a great hero.
They say your martial art is the best.
How best it is?I haven't even seen it.
Perhaps, should we try to fight a round?
Of course.
Fight whatever you have.
After we get on bed,
I will return it to you in multitude.
Facing your old face all night.
Do you know how much I endured it so as not to vomit?
How great is this woman?
Men will never understand.
You also don't know how great I am.
Ah!
Xiao Shi Yi Lang!
Miss.
He won't die...
Rescue me!
I can't die, please save me!
What is it?!
Miss!
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Hurry and go!
My sword!
I need the sword and the person.
Give a signal and warn everyone.
-They can't get away. -Yes.
Don't move!
You little guy, if you want her to live
give me the sword.
I won't die, don't give it to him.
Go first! He won't do anything to me!
Feng Sinniang
You're still fooling around when you're about to die.
I think your eyes saw the wrong person.
Let me dig them out and have them with alcohol!
Hey! Wait!
Here's the sword, I'll give it to you.
But...
One hand gives the sword. Another one, give me the person.
You've finally opened your eyes, you little brat!
Don't be stupid!
If you give the sword to him, we can't live!
Silence!
Die then die.Who told me to make friends with the wrong people
No matter what, at least we have each other buddy in our road to Hell.
Here.
Here's the sword.
Bring me the Ge Lu Sword.
I will let you guys go.
Then, I will let all of you be buried here.
Brother Xiao, if you join me I'll give you a
position in my clan
How about that?
Thank you, Boss. I'll remembered your words.
Hua Ruyu, you dare to steal the sword?
You'll be making enemies with the martial arts world
I tell you.
People will be after you
It's your death wish and you're still talking rubbish
Prince Lian, you're finally here.
Let us kill a way out of here first then we'll talk.
-Get the person for me. -Yes.
Let me go, let me go!
Get the sword for me.
Or else, I will kill her.
I want the sword and the person.
He actually doesn't care about her safety
Go.
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♫ Vaguely, the past reappears ♫
♫ Within the incomplete memories, ♫
♫ you risked your life to trade with me ♫
♫ to go through a disaster. ♫
♫ Forget but like the clouds, it changes constantly ♫
♫ Partly it’s a sin, it’s destiny ♫
♫ Written in stories as ♫
♫ two Chang Eh (Chinese folklore woman who went to the moon) ♫
♫ Can’t cut it off, vacant longing ♫
♫ Cannot forget your promises ♫
♫ In disarray, fate has become a cocoon ♫
♫ Tying us together this lifetime’s love ♫
♫ Slowing sound, sighing sound ♫
♫ Sighing due to an endless Zither tune ♫
♫ Rippling autumn colors ♫
♫ Leaning on a railing alone ♫
♫ Every sound is resentment. Every sound is hoping. ♫
♫ Hoping that my prince will come back soon ♫
♫ and guard this place with me again.Green threads slowly dyed by snow. ♫
♫ Slowing sound, sighing sound ♫
♫ Sighing due to an endless Zither tune ♫
♫ Rippling autumn colors, but leaning on a railing alone ♫
♫ Every sound is resentment. Every sound is hoping. ♫
♫ Hoping that my prince will come back soon ♫
♫ and guard this place with me again.Green threads slowly dyed by snow. ♫
♫ and guard this place with me again. ♫
♫ Green threads slowly dyed by snow ♫
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